"macanamera" (macanamera)
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Zohaibman72
> macanamera
08/12/2015 at 20:28 |
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All my Tinder Matches:
Me: Hey!
...
and then they remove me from matches a week later.
MLGCarGuy
> macanamera
08/12/2015 at 20:28 |
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Dang. That’s a good pickup line. I’ll have to try that sometime.
EDIT: Try asking her how much your CLS weighs.
E92M3
> macanamera
08/12/2015 at 20:33 |
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Ohh! I know this one!!! It depends. Their weight varies.
Frank Grimes
> macanamera
08/12/2015 at 20:36 |
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master chief of flirting.
marshknute
> macanamera
08/12/2015 at 20:37 |
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ChooChooMotherFudger
> macanamera
08/12/2015 at 20:37 |
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My favourite with that one is
you: how much does a polar bear weigh?
them: enough to break the ice?
you: Damn, I was really hoping for a number, can I get yours instead?
Tried it once, didn’t hear back....
Textured Soy Protein
> MLGCarGuy
08/12/2015 at 20:38 |
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The real answer is, “enough to break the ice.”
Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
> macanamera
08/12/2015 at 20:40 |
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Speaking of Tinder on Oppo, I found a good looking girl that religiously goes to car shows and wants a 67 Camaro.
Your boy, BJR
> Zohaibman72
08/12/2015 at 20:41 |
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Just open with
“I’m Kanye. Don’t tell Kim.”
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Zohaibman72
> Your boy, BJR
08/12/2015 at 20:42 |
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It’s a known fact I swipe right if they like kanye. Everytime.
I even have a quote about Kanye on my profile.
pjhusa
> macanamera
08/12/2015 at 21:10 |
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Seems like she likes you
*not
(No offense intended)
(Just joking)
(Sorry if you are offended)
Baeromez
> ChooChooMotherFudger
08/12/2015 at 21:25 |
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Smooth.
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Baeromez
> macanamera
08/12/2015 at 21:27 |
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You: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Her: I don’t know.
You: Less than you, bitch!
Bitches love the negging.
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macanamera
> pjhusa
08/12/2015 at 23:32 |
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extremely offended
TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
> macanamera
08/13/2015 at 02:59 |
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bruh. we all know you lead with a dick pic
Tapas
> ChooChooMotherFudger
08/13/2015 at 09:55 |
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“ .....
them: enough to break the ice?
you: Damn, I was really hoping for a number, can I get yours instead?
them: 135 lbs
you: oookay ._. “